Photos of a Dog

 B and I really need to do laundry. There is no washing machine or dryer in 3B so we have to haul our clothes to the laundromat. I don't like the laundromat. I once read a statistic about fecal matter in washing machines and I can't unread it.

I also don't like to use bleach because super germs and bleach stains. *sigh* It's a harsh world.

We took The Bean to the beach yesterday so everything is all sandy and definitely needs washing.

 It's the best day of The Bean's life to go to the beach. It's a pretty good day in my and B's book as well.  The Bean loves running up and down the beach and jumping off the little dock. She could swim all day every day.

Sunday is errand day here in 3B and apparently it's errand day for EVERY one else in East Meadow as well. Yikes. I'm pretty sure I almost murdered at least three people in Costco today as they stalled their totally full carts in the middle of the aisle and contemplated the deep mysteries of smoked salmon salad, chicken sausage and hot dogs. Hint: Move. And then go for the Wholly Guacamole. Or don't. Because I love it and want it all for myself.

B and I are big ol' fans of Costco samples. However, I don't like to vulture around the sample tables because that's greedy and people could cough their half eaten cookies all over you. {Truth. This happened to B.} The man giving out hot dogs said to B, "Good Morning Governer! Care for a chicken hot dog? BOOya." Hot dogs are awesome. But, I don't know about chicken hot dogs. Pork is clearly the most superior meat in the entire world and I don't know if chicken can compete. 

One time, a Costco employee giving out apple juice asked if we wanted to hear a joke. We said sure. He asked us what the best juice in the world was. We said apple juice {since that's what he was giving us}. He said, "Good choice. OJ's a real killer." 

BOOya! Hot dogs! East Meadow! Costco Comedians! 

I need to get out more. 

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